Fucking Hummydew

As you underlings may or may not know, I have recently taken a break from WoW to lead an undersea expedition in an attempt to salvage the sunken spanish armada, and it's gold.

However, due to the inept crewmen it has taken months longer than expected, I have docked many dkp from these cock blocks. One day I was sitting in my strategy room, when I decided to go for a swim. I used my asian powers to transform myself into a ghost turtle and swam through the wall of the sub into the ocean.

I was swimming along happily, feeling the cool ocean water across my shell, when suddenly out of nowhere this fat bitch scooped me up!



She carried me around her ship, her thunderous footsteps shaking the ship, and causing odd metallic jingling from her nether region.

Only after 2 hours of explaining my plan with extreme redundancy was I able to finally escape.

Fucking Hummydew

As you underlings may or may not know, I have recently taken a break from WoW to lead an undersea expedition in an attempt to salvage the sunken spanish armada, and it's gold.

However, due to the inept crewmen it has taken months longer than expected, I have docked many dkp from these cock blocks. One day I was sitting in my strategy room, when I decided to go for a swim. I used my asian powers to transform myself into a ghost turtle and swam through the wall of the sub into the ocean.

I was swimming along happily, feeling the cool ocean water across my shell, when suddenly out of nowhere this fat bitch scooped me up!



She carried me around her ship, her thunderous footsteps shaking the ship, and causing odd metallic jingling from her nether region.

Only after 2 hours of explaining my plan with extreme redundancy was I able to finally escape.